God’s work you’re doing! You deserve hazard pay AND an all-day shower after going through that.

Thank you for the phrase “ham monster”, that was one glimmering diamond in this shit pile of a story.

Your comment made my day. I’m the one that recorded this and sent it to Jez. I followed him around for three days, went to eight town halls, and I feel like I need a week to get the slime off of my soul. He’s convinced there we’re part of some conspiracy in his district that shouldn’t be taken seriously, so I love…

The republicans love trying to manipulate one group of people by setting them against another group of people. Like how they got the middle class people to blame the poor for the evil things that rich people do.

“Because it’s impossible and unconstitutional.”

Left a comment with a staffer for this bloated anal cyst. Said that his remarks are disgusting and abhorrent, and he should feel ashamed of himself.

Aaaand there we go, I hit my rage threshold for the day. Fucking GOP.

Oh see they believe they won’t get raped because they’re Good Christian Women. They’re just living by the GOP motto of “I’ve got mine, so fuck you!”

I think sanctuary cities should counteroffer with a refusal to pay any taxes...starting with the ones that fund this ham monster of a Congressman’s salary. Let’s see how the Trunp-loving rural areas of Georgia do when the cities start keeping funds to themselves (and I say this as someone who lives in farm country).

I think the presumptive explanation for anything in this administration is “Trumpian stupidity.” However, I do think he’d love to have a shooting war, not only to rally the nation to his side, but also because ordering large military strikes will make him momentarily feel like maybe his father would love and approve…

“They’ve been doing this to our country for a long time, for many years, and it’s about time that somebody stuck up for the people of this country and for the people of other countries,” the president added in a performance that was little more than a simulacrum of the tough talk foreign policy of the Reagan era.

Melania Trump has thoughts...

A day after saying that he wasn’t ready to declare the opioid epidemic a national emergency, Trump said he would declare it a national emergency. [Politico]

Trump’s backing himself into a corner. This is why even the stupidest world leaders don’t draw specific lines in the sand backed by specific threats. What do you do when they cross the line again and again and again? He looks like a schoolyard bully who’s been called out and can’t back his tough talk.

Fine, they can have the dictatorship but they don’t get to pick who will be in charge. I say OBAMA 2017-ETERNITY.

Yeah, but sometimes the thing that needs fixing is actually one person’s serious issue (some women and men are serial cheaters because of their own internal crap). Nice people who are good partners get stuck with cheaters sometimes. Other times, the relationship falters because the connection peters out, or one stops…

I always felt like cheating in a marriage is usually a symptom and not a cause. Something leads a person to cheat. People divorce because whatever led a person to cheat can’t be fixed.

And all over whether her vagina smelt or not. Brandi was smart to change her tuna on this one. Maybe someday, Joanna can find it in her heat to make up with Brandi and be her chum.

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Do you put bread in your salad? Of course not! You use croutons.