I didn’t make it that far. You should get a prize but I’ll just have to give you a star.

Ewww! Your sister sounds like she has a mad personality disorder and I am totally behind you not speaking to her. My father has one and we are pretty much estranged. I wondered my whole life how we could possibly be related then I found out by accident that we aren’t! Talk about a mix of relief and shock.

I’m pretty sure you aren’t the best person to decide you are “ugly”.

He was denied security clearance after returning to Hungary to take advantage of a freshly untethered county from communism. He was considered a self promoter and “snake oil salesman”. He exaggerated his experience and stated that he was an expert in “Islamic terrorism” and claimed to be a MI6 agent which seems to be…

That’s not a sex toy, that’s a relationship with a lady Tomagachi. There’s something sad here.

Why?

Good advice! We never touched him with bare hands. I think I got him off the register by putting a shoe box under him and the lid on top and kind of jiggled him into the box. Then I added a towel because I felt badly - I “knew” it wasn’t a baby but it looked like a baby lol. I used a stick to get him out - he just…

My 14yo daughter called me into her room one time because “Mom! There is a bat in my room!!” She often makes some pretty funny/silly errors about things so I didn’t totally believe it until I saw the tweensy little guy hanging from her air vent. OMG! So cute.

Well the coder was going to code a better reminder but then she/he was reminded to take a break.

Oh, and yes. 12 hours (two 6 hour days) of psychoneurological testing was pretty definitive in saying my brain is wired to go around my asshole to get to my elbow. I actually go without medication most of the time, I only take it if I’m going to be speaking professionally, studying, testing or the house is so…

Kinda like the sniffing of a certain presidential candidate during the debates?

Shhhhhhhhh!!!!! Last time we said this America died!

My prescription amphetamines KEEP ME from sounding like this. Maybe only taking 1 a day in the AM with food helps though. I haven’t crushed them up and snorted them off of Putin’s bare chest.

Hahaha!! Love it.

No! Don’t fall for it. He’s been throwing heart and love into his word soup since - good lord I can’t even remember which scandal it was... anyway since he realized everyone pretty much hates him.

Hahahaha!!! she forgot how to cat. This made me laugh really hard.

I’m sorry, but you do realize your dog is a raccoon right?

This was after his first eye went ewey. Omg his little feets!!

Cowboy likes to steal the phone and take selfies. I can’t blame him, he’s so handsome!

Here’s Ouchy Mouse cuddling the most tolerant kitty ever. Aiyanna was almost 13 and was struck with diabetes that eroded her neurological system to the point where I could see she was in pain and suffering despite insulin. She was just put down a few weeks ago. We used a service that comes to your home and lets them…