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I'm going to laugh my ass off when the paternity test comes back positive.

Methane production +100

Methane production +100

Who doesn't?

You've got, NO CHANCE!!

This is some crazy shit. He's a loose cannon, he's unsafe, he shouldn't be allowed behind the wheel of a race car for the foreseeable future. He intentionally, and maliciously drove another car in to the wall at around 130 mph. After the death of Dan Wheldon there were countless quotes about how we have forgotten or

He shouldn't be behind the wheel of a racecar for a long time.

Bthed19 races motocross, he has a strong command of speed. The point isn't about the pucker factor, it's about taking the car to the edge and having a thrill while driving it; less horsepower in a small package can do that with all of the reward and less of the risk of the Z06.

OO!!

Spiegel and Spiegel sitting in a tree.

Manuel the tranny!

Are you implying that Justin is going to go all Ben Collins and divulge the secrets of the inner sanctum of Jalopnik? From what I can tell they're very transparent in what they do, who they are, and what they're about. He would have known this before agreeing to work for them. I'm not defending Jalopnik, but come on -

Holy hell, that's even worse.

The dude started work October 18th, and leaves on November 3rd. If you want to imply some form of classlessness on Jalopnik's part for calling him out - you're directing your ire in the wrong direction.

$5 says the rant will come later today or this week. $1 Spiegel isn't wearing pants right now. Those two items are not mutually exclusive.

Justin left? His loss, not yours. Either way with such short notice and just switching over Jalopnik that seems like a total dick move. Don't worry Ray, we still love you.

I think the Fiesta looks better in the 3 door Eurospec trim. Either way, we can't go wrong with more hatchbacks roaming the streets.

THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND.