Nice.

Batman told me.

Spiegel tried that in New York once...

nomeansyeslopnik.

Walking around with a pinky that's brownlopnik.

You shouldn't refer to yourself in the third person when commenting on Jalopnik, it's very egotistical.

Give her the shockerlopnik.

Ray,

Your future trophy wife.

U mad?

Uh...

X5

Hmm and I here I thought you were going to say the dogbox transmission was the quirk to the car that gave it it's personality ;-)

Among other things.

That's just a remote immobilizer.

Congrats, Crossdrilled!

#cotdnomination

That looks 'shopped.