*enhance*

The things I would do to...

Depends on who you ask and which variation:

Well, you can't use a hoe without a garden.

I'd still hit it.

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Hey Spiegel, I see your COTD and raise you a hat tip...your move, Batman.

O_O

Conratulations!

That's just your opinion.

Sure, why not?

Well, how about this:

"Back and to the left."

He didn't see that coming.

U mad?

Talk to me after Season 16 of Top Gear USA.

Sweet Adidas shirt.

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