WAIT. HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. He started a relationship with his GIRLFRIEND’S DAUGHTER as a FLING?????????

I was happy to give her an enormous amount of decision making just as a gift.

“ While Nicki is thinking this through, let us all take the moment to reevaluate the men in our lives whose terrible, crusty-ass decision-making is dulling our beautiful, beautiful shine and sanity.”

Dude be trollin’. Just thoroughly, openly, gleefully trolling.

Dudes, I had a close friend who worked as an aide for Boehner. He’s crying because he’s SHITFACED. Like all the time. As in, drinking red wine out of those little paper cups on the way to giving a speech at 9 in the morning.

Oh God. In a similar vein, in regard to the Cosby shitshow, I actually heard someone say, “Wait, so now ever man who gets a girl fucked up without her knowing and fucks her is a rapist? If that’s true, then I’M a rapist.” At which point he laughed like it was the CRAZY PANTS idea he’d ever heard of.

Sorry Kanye, but Amy Poehler did it better.

“Wow, you’re such a smart and powerful woman. I’m surprised you let that whole ‘being raped’ thing get to you, though. I thought you were stronger.”

This is also how it was when I reported harassment at a previous job. I had gone to lunch with a very nice coworker (one of the few liberals in the office during an election year, so we tended to stick together). After lunch we went for a walk in a park adjacent to our office. He then grabbed me, pulled me toward him…

BOY. GEORGE. That memoir is the most depraved, shallow, absolutely delightful thing I’ve ever read.

It sounds like I'm in the minority here, but I DID compare myself to Barbie as a child. When I was about 5 years old I remember telling my mother that I wanted my waist to be small like Barbie's. This evolved over the years to me saying that I wanted my waist to be a small as the doll's waist, meaning like a 2in…

Yes. I distinctly remember telling my mother that I wanted my waist to look just like Barbie's. I was probably about 5 at the time.

I kind of love how Kim cut North almost completely out of the picture.

Sounds like a retelling of Inanna's descent to the underworld. That's always been one of my favorite myths, and it's great to see it get a modern update!

And I ordered everything on Black Friday and still haven't gotten at least three packages. I mean, I'm glad everything worked out for you, but let's not be too self-congratulatory. Not everyone had the means to order early, and even some of us who did still got caught in the fray.

The thing about it is, though, that I have serious doubts that the guys were fully informed about what would be happening to them. Hazing can mean a lot of different things. Like the banana part, which to me seems like an adult version of the Halloween thing where kids put their hands in a bowl of peeled grapes and…

Lucy Hale. That dress. If I could wear that thing without it looking like a maternity dress, I'd never take it off.

"I will make the issues more human, and even if [Palestinian] officials do not understand this language, I know Western people will…The West does not understand religious discourse the same way they do human discourse."