Some months ago there was this detailed article on anal sex. Now this detailed one on masturbation. Not counting any other article in between that I didn’t notice (since Lifehacker changed so much, I don’t read it much at all).

Politicians don’t even bother with it. They usually just lie.

Actually no when the dentist is your father lol

Go to a neurologist. I was diagnosed with Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome.

I was so overjoyed that my teenage daughter didn’t want piece of shit Beets when she asked for a pair of Sennheiser MM-550 X cans that I completely forgot to balk at the $270 price.

You can use it to listen to Internet Radio. I am using PIII 1 GHZ, 386 MB RAM,Windows ME and Winamp(compatible with WinME), install UltraVNC Server (1.0.2)on the Windows ME and run Headless. Also you can install Apache+PHP+MySQL as home webserver and file server. Addtionally you can plug in the FM Transmitter on the…

I'm not sure thinking to myself, "it must not be easy to be such a lazy, stupid fuck" is having the desired effect.

That's kind of what I do also. But I keep most of my cash in the savings acc. If I am going to make a purchase I just move the amount from savings to PP, Prior to or just after that way the only money I have to worry about is the amount I am spending but it is backed up by PP and My bank. No worries mate. ??

Not a calculator. HSBC Secure Key (OTP Generator)

Start out with a personal trainer. They'll show you how to lift properly, and you won't feel weird in the weight section. I was always intimidated to go into the free weight section, but you'll get comfortable there, once you know what you're doing. There are also tons of sample routines online and YouTube videos…

Of course, they used Apple Maps to find the house, so they ended up at the wrong house in the first place.

I pre-ordered one of these like 2 months ago. I could have sworn that the date for shipping on iPhone 5 was May. Well, now it's june.