Sometimes it is an easy decision. Sometimes there are no emotions involved at all. I feel for women that struggle with it.

Sorry, this is long, there are two break ups and they're not really bonkers or funny, but I just wanted to write them down.

Before I left for a semester abroad in London, I planned to break up with my boyfriend of six months, Chris. He was a class A asshole— case in point, he had a tattoo of a leprechaun playing the bass guitar with one foot in a pot of golden beers on his upper arm. He was a huge stoner (OK full disclosure...so was I) .…

Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt are the celebrity couple I would most want to hang out with. We could watch Cardinals' games and talk about Kissing Jessica Stein, and if things got sexual, I feel like they'd be very comfortable people to have that happen with.

He talked shit about the Foo Fighters

Yeah, Gone Girl's coming out and he got tons of Oscar attention last year, so I'm sure she's trying to convince herself that her career's on hold through her parenting choices, not because she's crossed the dreaded "can't play mid twenties anymore" line.

This is the exact thing I used to fight about with my husband constantly. We have seriously gone to counseling about it, and he has learned to fucking evolve. He learned to act like this (or shall I say "like Ben Affleck, who has a butt for a face") from his ridiculous mother and it almost destroyed our marriage. You…

"I'm a fucking asshole."

I think Slob Jake legit looks cuter but I wouldn't mind sitting between the two of them if I had to have a middle seat.

Rage! I can't remember where I read it, but back during the Occupy movement's peak, there were idiot 1-percenters talking about how "after I pay for all these things, I only have $100K (or whatever) left, so really, it's more like I make a $100k income." NO IDIOT, THAT'S JUST FUCKING STRAIGHT UP PROFIT. No matter how…

Yes, when you spend ALL the money you make, you will, as a result, not have any money. Solution: spend less money.

It must be nice to live somewhere where $1.2m buys enough space to raise kids. Remember when gawker was an nyc (actually, a manhattan) publication?

They don't just start playing football for the first time when they get to the NFL. Most, no, ALL of these boys started playing football AS CHILDREN. If you don't think there are horrible injuries happening in football all the way down to the Pee-Wee level, you are high.

I'm a lifelong football fan, but I can't watch anymore and there is nothing the NFL can do to change that. Football is a terrible sport where young boys get life altering injuries. The boys who are able to play are treated as "special" by their schools and given passes an behavior and grades. This turns them into…

She doesn't say "bad person". She says "hypocrite".

In the NFL's defense, they also don't give a shit about the men that play on their teams, given their collective "meh" about the life-destroying effects of chronic traumatic encephalopathy.

She isn't saying that you should give up your team or loving your team. She's saying that you should recognize that supporting your team (and through them the NFL) while being disgusted at the way the NFL handled the situation makes you a hypocrite. She doesn't say "bad person". She says "hypocrite".

I am so fucking pissed about this. I have been on my soapbox (proudly) all morning deriding the NFL and it's obvious opinion that women are of lesser value. That drugs are bad, but domestic abuse is meh.

I am disgusted but not surprised that Rice and the Ravens pressed Janay Rice to APOLOGIZE. Of course she was pressed…

I'm a woman who doesn't give a shit about football so nope.