You can't put these two in the same league. Alec Baldwin may be forever an asshole, but there's a special place in hell for people like Woody. I can't take that face anymore. This self-gratifying perv had women falling all over him in every movie he ever shot about himself. I just can't.

I thought I recognized those two weirdos at the back of "how to protest too much" class at the Learning Annex.

I feel like Singles is the more mature sibling of Reality Bites with the added bonus of dreamy, dorky Campbell Scott.

High-waisted jean shorts with crop tops or tucked-in blouses are my favorite thing to wear in the summer (after dresses). Yes, I know this makes me sound like I'm coming straight from a tumblr feed. OH WELL. Don't throw tomatoes at me.

For the first time ever, I'm actually glad I'm too disabled to wear pants.

How about mid-rise jeans? High enough to cover the butt crack when you sit but a couple inches below the belly button. I know fashion industry, I just blew your mind.

polyethylene. Here's an article that lists some offenders: http://www.theexaminingroom.com/2010/01/exfoli…

you GUYS. I am a regular jezzie and Kate Hansen is my cousin. I just am so excited to see her on here. she's seriously this amazing, funny, and dance-y in real life. she's doing great for a first time Olympian and we are so proud of her. couldn't have someone better to rep the family - she's so great. USofkAte!

Well, she's not wrong.

Calling that a ball-gown is really ambitious. Professional ballroom dancer attire is perhaps more accurate.

That's all the Shakira they make, I think. Shakira just out-Shakira-ed herself. Bravo, girlfriend!

You totally left off belly dancing Shakira, which is Original Flava Shakira.

"Can't Remember to Forget You" sounds like a poem I would have written in the 9th grade. #angst

I enjoyed that pretty well, and rock n roll Shakira is my favorite too, but I was really worried about them stabbing each other with their heels when they were writhing in bed.

Breaking: federal prosecutors look to assuage blood lust and murder a prisoner.

The (predictable) jubilation with which this news was received by the internet is still kind of disconcerting to me.

Ugh. I really, really don't understand how the death penalty solves this, or any crime.

Well. That was... interesting, in a 'bless your heart, dear' sort of way. Someone probably should tell them to stop.

Jared Leto, is that you?

I support the theory that the red part was actually ripped away by a third hand that came from the grassy crotch.