Apr 21

I think the worst part of this is that there is an iconic correct solution to this problem:

Jan 12

Oh, shoot, whatever we do: DO NOT send any radio transmissions their way.

Jan 5

Jokes on you, this is a coin commemorating George Orwell and the state sponsored fact that Tripods have always had four (4) legs.

Oct 9

You know, I have to question if somebody who whines about “SJW-ness” has ever actually read a word Sir Pterry put to page.  Because dude was a huge fucking SJW.

Sep 14

I’m wondering how these characters cope with, apparently unexpectedly, turning into gore bombs. I mean, they’re ruining their clothes when they transform, as well as any carpet or bedding they’re on. And leaving behind something that must look like a horrific crime scene to others. And yet, Ruby can transform in the Read more

Aug 13

Unfair. I absolutely would watch this on Netflix one day when I was bored.

Jul 29

I was watching Logan Lucky (if you’ve seen it you’ll know why it made me think of ASOIAF) the other day and thinking that he definitely has no more “grueling promotional schedule” keeping him from finishing these books. 

Jul 29

I honestly don’t care about Winds of Winter anymore. It’s been 8 years since I finished A Dance of Dragons and I couldn’t remember most of the book only plot points if you put a gun to my head. I can’t be arsed working my way through a wiki to get refreshed on the plot points. Read more

Jun 10

I still compare all reviews to Charlie Jane’s review of Michael Bay’s arthouse Transformers movie and they all fall short, but, this one is damn good and made me laugh more than once. So, bravo!