I posted a pic of it the other day; great choice!

Because racecar, of course.

Beat me to it! Turnupseed was looking directly into the sun I believe and never saw him coming.

5th gear: Goodyear racing Eagles give me wood. That is all.

This is just a San Francisco redneck analog to "Bubba, hold ma beah":

Very important to keep penis, umm, storage, in mind when thinking about new furnishings. Penis storage is at a premium. As I like to say*, "a penis storage facility in hand is like having some bush."

This is Rooney’s Auto Sales, Mrs. Bueller. Can I put you behind the wheel of an SVT Contour for $15,000?

Perhaps it was owner-inflicted...

Fantastic work; the Jalop is strong with this one.

Brilliant, if only because it happened in the Northern Hemisphere. If it had happened in his homeland of "meanwhile, in Australia", the picture would of course have to be right-side up to cancel out the inherent Aussie-ness.

The man has Benoit made of pure unobtanium. Overcooking a corner? It happens. Making a save? Well done.

Wasn't doubting it, just laughing at myself for never getting the lines right! Oh, and I fully agree with the level of scrutiny Ms. LeBrock requires.

I always thought it was a sprained "thumb". It's "tongue"?

No worries - Raytheon has modified the system for use against cars. Just type in the tag number and fire away!

Good thinking, Jason. While I love your work, your solution is far too passive.

Yep. Lazy typing by me, I was using Young/LincVolt interchangeably and shouldn't have.

As for your personal stuff, would you have left an unproven lithium-ion charger on unattended? I can't really respond without knowing the extent of your mods. Did anything you do potential cause a $500k fire? I have to think most personal mods are not quite on this scale.

Good point, tankman, I misread it as Unigard was LincVolt's insurer, apologies.

Young can do whatever modifying he would like if he wishes to pay for any damages he causes out of his own pocket.

That's not exactly correct, tankman. It depends on what he (his company) said on his (its) application for insurance.