Mo fo pass.

Faux pass

I’m not expert on track day etiquette but I think this qualifies as a faux pas

“What, you think you’re better than me? Fuckin’ robot with your computer brain and shit. Take THAT! And THAT! Who’s cryin’ now, huh? BOOP, BEEP, BOOP, BEEP. FUCK YOU!”

I don't think the owner is for sale.

Personal watercraft doesn’t fit! And a personal watercraft is still a fucking boat, just a skinny one.

“take away the “party” side of them and they’re just an empty shell”

John Lennon was in Creed?

I look forward to your next piece “I am a crotchety old man”.

I still like the irony that an American based car company that assembles cars in America is not allowed to sell cars in some parts of America. Makes perfect sense to Texas.

No seriously - shut up.

Shut up.

I was struggling to find those exact words. Thank you sir.

Paternitiy suits - now settleable through the cruicible of motorsport!

I have a better idea—put him in a 1950s Formula racer replica with period-accurate safety gear, on the Nurburgring.

He may be a nut job in a nuttier cult, but the man does have balls, I will give him that!

It means you have a small penis.

Comparing a Volkswagen to a storm trooper... this article is going places! Specifically Warsaw on Sept. 1, 1939.

If you’re not passing at a decent clip, you’re doing it wrong. Yes, that potentially means you have to accelerate faster than you actually want to drive if you’re going to pass. There are few things more annoying than waiting for one line of semi-trucks going 65mph to pass another line of semi-trucks going 64.5mph due…

By that logic, the person cruising along at the speed limit in the left lane doesn’t need to move over for your impatient ass because they’re not going fast enough for you. If you’re going slower than someone else, it’s not going to hurt your time slowing down for a few seconds to let them pass. It will slow them down…