Well, obviously I meant people with Aspergers...

yes...YES ITS SARCASM...ffs... you people.

That first point is no longer true, not universally anyway. I’m a “young professional” and I prefer Cadillac because it doesn’t carry the air of auto-douche that a German brand does. I have no interest in Audis or BMWs but I’d take an ATS-V (fingers crossed for a wagon) any day of the week.

“Eh..I still would.”

I think that's a "call for special pickup" item if there ever was one.

He got his bell rung.

it's impossible to understate how poorly this stuff reflects on the US to outsiders. a while ago I had someone from Kenya ask me about all the cop shootings going on back home, saying how horrible it is. you know things are bad when someone from Kenya shows you sympathy for shit happening in your home country.

I actually like this one the best:

My life in one chart

I used to think Justin Bieber was just another annoying pop star. Then all of a sudden he starts getting caught banging Brazilian models and street racing Lamborghinis. I don’t know a single song of his but he makes money and spends it on women and cars and that my friends is deserving of respect.

The time has come for humanity to join together to make the decision to blow up the internet. The whole thing was a huge mistake.

Came here to post this; am not disappoint.

I have this little mental list I keep of all the times I see something that is so absurd it makes me think we are living in a Kurt Vonnegut novel.

I kind of beg to differ. Having spent some time in the Middle East, I think it's accurate to say that they cannot get enough of all the shit we export to them.

This. A thousand times, this.

By stopping funding it...

That's what North Korean defectors are doing. Really interesting read on wired. http://www.wired.com/2015/03/north-…

It's hard to pick a favorite since I love them all. Lets just say I have A LOT of respect for the guy and I would quite enjoy being bored to death about the Dacia Sandero with him.