I actually like this one the best:

My life in one chart

I used to think Justin Bieber was just another annoying pop star. Then all of a sudden he starts getting caught banging Brazilian models and street racing Lamborghinis. I don’t know a single song of his but he makes money and spends it on women and cars and that my friends is deserving of respect.

The time has come for humanity to join together to make the decision to blow up the internet. The whole thing was a huge mistake.

Came here to post this; am not disappoint.

I have this little mental list I keep of all the times I see something that is so absurd it makes me think we are living in a Kurt Vonnegut novel.

I kind of beg to differ. Having spent some time in the Middle East, I think it's accurate to say that they cannot get enough of all the shit we export to them.

This. A thousand times, this.

By stopping funding it...

That's what North Korean defectors are doing. Really interesting read on wired. http://www.wired.com/2015/03/north-…

It's hard to pick a favorite since I love them all. Lets just say I have A LOT of respect for the guy and I would quite enjoy being bored to death about the Dacia Sandero with him.

I'd criticize this film, but I want to stay off the Kill List.

Nobody wins? I disagree. JEEP GUY WON. I don't even like Jeeps, but this sold me.

Fucknuggets, the very lot of them.

this is the most boring hoon video I've seen in my life.

"subscribe for more cool videos!"

I wasn't aware that was cool...

Ok, let's take it a step farther: Would you be an asshole to a fat chick just because you weren't dating her?

I love cars. I love to hoon cars. These guys are just dicks. Fuck these guys.

I don't like seeing decent cars treated this way, I don't care what they are or who owns them. V6 Camaros need love too! I'm not sure if this was supposed to be funny or what. Definitely not a cool video like they tried to say at the end.