+1 Don't understand the obsession with these stupid things.

With a manual.

What you did there, I understand it.

That's gross.

Why isn't this top comment? It fits pretty much perfectly no?

His lap was a thing of beauty.

I can think of one, really really really good reason.

pew, pew, pew pew....

Holy shiz. Reading that kinda left me tense. Very, VERY glad to hear of the outcome (cocktails rather than caskets).

And those who complain about blind spots don't know how to properly align their mirrors.

Sounds like a fallacy to me...

Two weeks of fox news loosing their collective shit.

See, I shoulda just called you!

That picture right there is why the rules that Tavarish blew off in the first paragraph are the all important first step of mastering any art. Roselli obviously knows what the rules are and when he can break them effectively.

In what will hopefully be further support, I have three words: Viper, Challenger, Camaro.

From an automotive designer, thank you Mike!

It's similar to my answer that landed in 4th, but I'm really surprised this didn't make the list.

No, just sociopathically profressional.

I'd throw the Ascari A10 in there

Hey, that fake car is nearly this fake car