Doug, the answer is obvious: The Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet. Preferably in seafoam green, tan top, tan interior.

What I really see:

Unfortunately, this was not to be BMW's worst crime against the rear end... the 5 series gt redefined what an oversized and ugly butt could be and made these earlier transgressions seem almost refined.

what???

High performance car... Low Performance Driver.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWHY. Damnit. As a resident of Austin, I completely blame this on Dallas sucking balls. F U Dallas.

Also, most cops squids are on a huge above the law power trip. They enjoy being that giant dick with a badge crotch rocket. Most traffic enforcement biker gangs harbor societal discontent by giving out shitty revenue generating tickets showing off dangerous tricks to whoever they can, pestering people and generally…

Always the answer.

#STANCENATION

For sale: International Scout. Runs well, but drones on the highway.

If you zoom back just enough you get ......omg its Jesus

As with anything that straddles the line between benefitting and enabling (encouraging?) certain behavior, the answer is: your mileage may vary.

Great deck of photos from an incredibly fun two nights, though I admit I was a lot less enthusiastic about Blinker Fluid the day after drinking a few jars-worth.

This is really cool, but all it really does is make me want an orange E39 5-series Touring.

An italian car, a british car and a german car in a promo shot for a french car show? They could at least have tried to obtain that Alpine prototype for the photo shoot.^^

To hell with these cars! Bring on the Alpines, Venturi's, and Clio V6's!

Hammond Cheese Croissant.

Can we make sure Justin Beiber's tickets are not cancelled and he's sent solo onto the next test flight?

Welcome aboard Chris. Please enjoy your stay, and don't forget to participate in the pageant next month.