"and member of the Abu Dhabi royal family"

Considering how much tech from the racing program goes into the road car, not really.

Well, here's the thing. I was raised by a guy who raced motorcycles. I grew up at the racetrack, around bikers and gearheads and things motorized. I was taken to car shows because I thought they were fun. I really like cars and I like to drive the fuck out of a good car. I have dated more than one guy for his car —…

Just look at how desperate they are!

It's a good thing I shop for cars based on what I want in terms of performance and style, then.

I think something to do with the cat's anus, probably.

Martini Jalopnik!

I just threw my trash away because you know...consumerism.

...it's okay, dudes - I saw the whole thing

Fixed.

"Not impressed."

had something more like this in mind.

E85 Z4 M should be ahead of the E46 and and E36/7 Z3 M. It's the last, best of the S54-equipped M cars. So few were made that not that many people have gotten to experience them. They are wonderful.

If you criminalize hidden compartments, then only criminals will have them.

Every time I feel jealous of Chris Harris, I like to remember that he's only 4'11".

Don't jinx Chris!!

Nintendo pioneered this shit.

Easy peasy. Next question, please.

Well, considering how often I fall asleep at my desk...

One morning while driving to work through the northern Wilderness, I braked hard, and narrowly missed a deer which was doing it's best Usain Bolt impression across a rural back road. Sadly, the high-schooler coming from the opposite direction in a late 90's Legacy sedan at Mach 0.9 did not stop in time. The…