MichaelOrell
MichaelOrell
MichaelOrell

Let's say a gentleman scandalizes your lady at a bar. Rude, right? Let's say he poisons your father to get closer

Like most other men, you might someday find yourself standing in the glow of flickering department-store lights,

i would go back and sink Columbus ship. "for the lulz"

in 10 years of cycling in NYC I've been doored, had a bike stolen, blown out tires thanks to potholes and have been hit by a cab (I was on foot for that one). Now I just roll around town in a huge inflatable hamster wheel.

Do NOT do this on Tinder.

How To Not Suck At Tinder

It's cool to be good at Tinder, but it's far more important that you not be absolutely terrible at Tinder. So for

That's the right question to ask.