Goddamnit show some respect she's a mermaid not a fish.

Did you mean to reply to me? Because your question and your judgement made absolutely no sense in the context of what I said.

What! I thought that shit was going to show the reporter on fucking fire and the camera guy with Freddy Kruger slashes on his back, not some jank ass scratch I couldn't even see while that crazy lady spews crap about "demons" as a damn door gently closed (not even slamming? GTFO). The only thing that house is haunted…

I would rather do Drano shots with Mussolini's corpse than listen to a Miley Cyrus redo of Cannon Ball. Or any other piece of music that Hanna, Gordon, or The Sisters Deal had anything to do with. Don't even touch that stuff, you brainless poser twit.

He got buff for the role, causing a rift between those who love buff Chris Pratt, those who love schlubby Chris Pratt, and those who know that the only answer is Urkel's cloning machine that gave us both Steve Urkel and Stefon Urquelle.

You deserve a lot more than 3 days in jail. You could have killed someone. Jesus, 93 in a 55, are you retarded? Keep in on the track asshole.

So what? That's not a defense, it's an excuse.

This. Maybe it's because I live in NYC and I'm just flat fucking fed up with how nobody ever prosecutes speeders here, but Virginia sounds like they know what's what. If NY would send people to jail, full stop, for driving the way they do here, maybe we wouldn't be having children and old ladies getting plowed down…

stopping screwing over my childhood studios! with Harold Ramis passed away, and Bill Murray not interested, that's a sign you just retire the franchise for good.

What the story doesn't say is how insane Virginia drivers are (Maryland drivers are even worse). People routinely drive 90 miles an hour and try to drive others off the road. I have personally been terrified while driving through what is known as the "mixing bowl" because of the insane speeds people where driving at…

no one. It shouldn't happen.

The problem with most excessive speeders is they think that they are in control of their vehicle, right up to the point that they smash into someone or something. At 90+mph, whoever you are going to hit is at grave risk of death or serious injury. Consider it a nice way of avoiding a manslaughter charge somewhere down…

People die from cars - a lot. Speeders should go to jail well before we send weed users/dealers. Of course, our legal system isn't based on science or even logic.

Freaking out about Ebola in the U.S. while antibiotic resistant superbugs rampage in our hospitals is like fearing Freddy Kruger will ring the doorbell while Jeffrey Dahmer sits at your dining room table.

Me and my Corgi

How about four brand-new characters in a different story with just a few nods and easter eggs paying homage to the original?

I would think it's funny if it wasn't coming FROM FAFSA. Students loans are why I'll still be sincerely quoting this line until I'm way past the age of Wiig in Bridesmaids. I can joke about student loan debt with my friends, but Federal Student Aid should not be joking about how broke our system is.

Right? I'm 12 years out from having taken my first federal student loan and I STILL owe more than I make in a year. And that's having gone to what many consider "reasonably priced" schools with several thousand dollars in scholarships. :(

Maybe people could take a joke if they weren't, you know, crushed by education debt.