So what? That's not a defense, it's an excuse.

This. Maybe it's because I live in NYC and I'm just flat fucking fed up with how nobody ever prosecutes speeders here, but Virginia sounds like they know what's what. If NY would send people to jail, full stop, for driving the way they do here, maybe we wouldn't be having children and old ladies getting plowed down…

stopping screwing over my childhood studios! with Harold Ramis passed away, and Bill Murray not interested, that's a sign you just retire the franchise for good.

What the story doesn't say is how insane Virginia drivers are (Maryland drivers are even worse). People routinely drive 90 miles an hour and try to drive others off the road. I have personally been terrified while driving through what is known as the "mixing bowl" because of the insane speeds people where driving at…

no one. It shouldn't happen.

The problem with most excessive speeders is they think that they are in control of their vehicle, right up to the point that they smash into someone or something. At 90+mph, whoever you are going to hit is at grave risk of death or serious injury. Consider it a nice way of avoiding a manslaughter charge somewhere down…

People die from cars - a lot. Speeders should go to jail well before we send weed users/dealers. Of course, our legal system isn't based on science or even logic.

Freaking out about Ebola in the U.S. while antibiotic resistant superbugs rampage in our hospitals is like fearing Freddy Kruger will ring the doorbell while Jeffrey Dahmer sits at your dining room table.

Me and my Corgi

For those asking about the pans, here's an explanation from the person who posted the video:

Corgi puppies make a strong argument for #teamdog.

How about four brand-new characters in a different story with just a few nods and easter eggs paying homage to the original?

His bakery in NYC is an elite bakery. Probably only a handful of others like it in the entire country. That's one thing a lot of people didn't know when the whole cronut thing happened—people were crazy about his bakery even before the cronut and even without ever having eaten a cronut (which were only sold in the…

What asshole news anchors. I have no idea who they are, but I wish very bad things upon them.

On the last quote- but... They ARE sex offenders. It's accurate. It's not like they drunkenly peed in public. ITS AN ACCURATE THING THAT THEY ARE.

poor is not a mindset. Fuck that shit. Poor is having a broken leg and being afraid to go to the ER because it's just gonna land you in more debt. Poor is not having a bank account, so no checks, and no way to pay for things other than cash. Poor is living twenty miles out of town in the cheapest housing available,…

I would think it's funny if it wasn't coming FROM FAFSA. Students loans are why I'll still be sincerely quoting this line until I'm way past the age of Wiig in Bridesmaids. I can joke about student loan debt with my friends, but Federal Student Aid should not be joking about how broke our system is.

Right? I'm 12 years out from having taken my first federal student loan and I STILL owe more than I make in a year. And that's having gone to what many consider "reasonably priced" schools with several thousand dollars in scholarships. :(

Maybe people could take a joke if they weren't, you know, crushed by education debt.