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All of this Bey-Z drama has caused me to realize that I am way too invested in people whose music I don't care too much for, and whom I will never know personally.

I'm Mara Wilson. Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman were delightful to work with! How else could I know these facts? #TheRealMara

Hey, Rowling's fortune is not victimless! She exploited my emotions...

...dude, about Tonks...uhm...

Me too. I don't understand these morning routines. Mine is hit the snooze, wake up with 15 minutes to go, scramble to get ready, then off to work.

Most of this stuff is actually pretty good advice and there are a lot of overlaps. I am just terrible at getting up in the morning. I choose sleep over everything. Everything. So I hit snooze until I have just enough time to do the bare minimum before rushing off to work (usually 10-15 minutes late).

This is literally the definition of a "first-world problem" (awful term, I know).

:( I forgot about salads and anything related to fruit because I am n awful vegetarian who hates vegetables.

I know, right? I think Birkenstocks sometimes look "ugly" in shots like this because they are angled upright and show the foundation of the shoe in the foreground, but when they are on your feet, people mostly see the top part. The top part is actually very flattering. I get compliments all the time.

I thank my mama for not knowing how to apply makeup, and therefore unable to teach me how to wear makeup, which means I do not know how to wear makeup and therefore do not wear makeup.

Doctors, and those who have difficult to fit feet ... Danskos are my go-to shoe because the US shoe industry doesn't make shoes for anyone but "B" width women. I can put my wide but delicate foot into a pair of Danskos and walk out of the store with no problem. There isn't a brand of men's shoes that I can even try

When I was a young'n, we weren't into the movies so much, but I do remember everyone in my junior year high school class was OBSESSED with Lurlene McDaniels' books. They were basically like if Francine Pascal had a kid with George RR Martin and that kid was really emo and wrote only about teenagers. Every teen was

Given your username, I feel like you saw this and went "MY MOMENT HAS ARRIVED."

Yeah it's super sad. I just can't hang anymore... I'm such a square. It used to be a standard part of my day, but now I have to like mentally prepare for it. I think the last time I smoked I went stoned-shopping at Forever 21 and knocked over their jewelry display. So. That happened. I haven't been back to

Caffeine is for people who quit doing drugs.

I'll admit to it. I'm addicted to caffeine, not weed. Hot coffee in the morning isn't just for work...it's for life.

Getting high in high school/college...

I have the utmost confident that everyone here will make the right choices.

Me, dammit ;)

ME! I LOVE WINE SODA!