Why on earth are you ducking? "Liz fair has been terrible since the 90's" is a pretty uncontroversial statement.

You have won the award for stupidest internet commenter of the week, and it's only Tuesday.

Gloves make cooking less safe, not safer. You need to be able to sense temperature so you don't burn yourself, when something is slippery so you don't drop it, and to handle knives and food securely so you don't cut yourself when chopping. Gloves impair your sense of touch and make it more dangerous. Glove wearers are…

I'll never be able to choose between Advil, Caffeine and Nicotine. NEVER!

I LOVED Fun Dip. Unabashedly. I couldn't bring myself to put it on here because I genuinely adored it.

My mom was pretty anti junk food, but there was a brief and glorious period in the third grade where there was an Oreo Big Stuff tucked into lunch every day. It was a blessing and a curse for a child who NEVER got sweets but also got the WORST oreo teeth.

Fucking Hugs man! I used to drink these as a kid and think they were the nectar of the gods. Last, Halloween I had one at a party and was like, "These taste like watery shit." Yep.

Nope, sorry. Gushers, Fruit by the Foot and Fruit Roll-ups were THE SHIT. My pre-TRL after school snack run would include one of those and a bag of Doritos 3D and a delicious Teeny. This would all be followed by getting yelled at by my mom for eating "crap food".

That held its flavor for legit like 10 seconds.

You might be thinking of a different show... Friiiiiiiiiday Niiiiiiiiiiiiight Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiights, perhaps?

I believe it's Comedy Big Bang Theory.

Also, the correct name of the show is Comedy Bing Bong.

Apologize, that should have read "Hot Saucerman."

*host Scott Aukerman's

Ah, Fruit by the Foot and Fruit Roll ups came in quite handy when my geeklets requested I make candy sushi in lieu of cake at last year's birthday party.

I fucking LOVED dunkaroos.

Icy Pops! They make mango flavored ones now. Delicious! Did you ever get the cuts on the corners of your mouth from the sharp plastic of the Icy Pops? Almost as dangerous as Capt'n Crunch on the roof of your mouth.

I'm beyond sick of hearing about how Lindsay Lohan is a troubled yet talented starlet.
The talent this girl had has long since been squandered. Much like Tonya Harding - it's obvious that you can actively destroy your own gifts by being a complete piece of shit. The last couple of movies she starred in were laughably…

I have been to this bakery, and it is legit damn good. I have yet to try the cookie cup, but we bought a few things as well as a cronut and it was all amazing. Fancy but gooood.

I see your vodka and raise you a White Russian.