Personally, I’m just hoping some industrious cosplayers make screen-accurate replicas of Mark Watney’s EVA suit available for purchase, say sometime before Comic Con 2016. I’ll take mine in a 48-fatguy.

Aaaand you just nailed it...blind fear. We fear “them” and that “they’ll” destroy what we have. That’s what runs our justice system, our defense department, our immigration system, our communications regulations, our police departments, our feelings toward racial integration, etc...

Well, this is awkward. Good thing the Model X has HEPA Filters.

Yeah, America doesn’t tolerate shit like wearing a shirt of your choice while sitting somewhere of your choice. That’s not what freedom is about!

We’re forgetting the most import part, you’re gonna need the universe to dumb down and depower anyone that comes within a 100 foot radius of you

Oh, please, Deadspin. Mayweather can’t even spell IV.

Don’t ride the wrong way on the street and cut in front of cars then get pissed if one of them hits you. 95% of cyclists I encounter are just that kind of fucking hypocrite. If you are going to ride a vehicle on the street, you have to obey the traffic laws. If you aren’t going to obey the traffic laws then you have…

I believe you have confused the President with the Koch brothers and their congressional lackeys, but whatever.

Rufi...NO.

The cow was raised specifically as food, nearly the entirety of its body was utilized for various things, mainly as food for a number of people. This lion was skinned, as a trophy for a single man, and it’s headless corpse left to rot. It’s quite a different scenario

You I wouldn’t be complaining about the carnage in MoS as much if the movie hadn’t treated it like it never happened. The moment after Super Jesus kills Zod and then screams like he’s about to take a dump (Seriously, every time Henry Caville grimaces it looks like he’s about to take a shit.), the movie immediately…

The BMW driver is a self-entitled fuckbag who thinks the rules don’t apply to him. I’m with the truck driver on this one.

Honest question... If the parking lot was so empty, why do you need two parking spots to begin with. Park at the back of the lot, in one space. If there aren’t many other cars, than the risk of anyone parking next to you is pretty damn slim, no?

“Unless you own the parking lot, it is by definition not your problem. You don’t “have a right” to a space more than anyone else. Seeking needless confrontation is stupid in any circumstance.”

You must live in a big-box exurb somewhere. Every lot I park in regularly fills up at least some of the time.

Acceptable ways to protect yourself from door dings:

Holy fucking shit, why is it always a BMW?

Agreed. His whole ‘reason’ for taking up 2 parking spaces was to avoid dings, which implies that he expected others to park around him. Which makes him a douche.

Hey, look, we found the guy who did this!