Just in case you’re not joking, the movie is Taken, the movie that rebranded Liam Niessen as an action star who will fuck people up if they mess with his family.

This has to be due to driver incapacitation or distraction (i.e. Cell phone or looking down to pick up something).

I honestly don’t know how much they’re going to save once they eliminate the drivers either. They’re going to have to take on the insurance, depreciation, maintenance, storage, fuel, and cleaning costs of the vehicle. They’re also probably going to need to hire someone to be in the actual cars themselves to monitor…

The Dubs are struggling right now because A)Durant is injured, and B) Curry is slumping. A huge part of the Warriors’ offense was Curry scaring the bejeezus out of defenses with his ability to knock down threes in 0.2 seconds if you gave him even the slightest bit of sight on the hoop, plus his ability to get to the…

A couple of points: Mozgov has been shelved for weeks. This wasn’t a recent thing, so I have no idea why it was suddenly a headline. The Lakers benched him a while back because Mozgov has been pretty damn bad, especially relative to his contract.

Wasn’t the lesson supposed to be: if you need to find love, kidnap a beautiful girl’s father, accept her offer to take his place, and then terrorize her at first while slowly softening to make sure Stockholm Syndrome sets in well and good? Jesus, no wonder my love life sucks. I’ve got to go release some pretty…

I’d love a Lady Thor movie, but Portman is too small and petite to make a convincing Lady Thor. They’d have to either cast someone to play the Lady Thor parts while Portman stayed Foster, or do some CGI thing which would probably look off.

I love the characters on the show, especially Melissa Benoist as Supergirl, I have a hard time taking it seriously. I have honestly zero clue why Cadmus seems so freaked out by Supergirl and Superman when they seem to be so freaking vulnerable to human tech, not to mention all the alien tech humans have appropriated.…

That didn’t happen. You’re the one arguing hypotheticals like if he had a gun it would have saved him. The chances it would have are low, and if he had a gun and tried to use it maybe his family dies too. In the real world, sometimes the only options are bad ones because life isn’t fair.

This. Maybe him having a gun would have saved him, but I’d think chances are much more in the favor of the guys who have the gun already pointed at him, even more so if both of them were armed. And then maybe two assholes who were willing to shoot someone just because they were pissed they couldn’t steal his car would…

And what if he drew, got shot anyway, and the two assholes who shot him because they were pissed they couldn’t drive manual decided to also then shoot his wife and child because he tried to draw on them?

As in David Xanatos from the classic cartoon Gargoyles. A Xanatos gambit is a tv trope, basically a plot that is so well planned that even a failure is a win for the executor.

Seems like a Xanatos plan for Musk here. If South Australia decides to take him up on his offer and Tesla succeeds in meeting the deadline, they get paid. If they miss the deadline, they eat the cost but they still have the system in place drawing eyes and proving itself to be useful, which could well be worth the…

Who the fuck is Riley? Don’t just make up useless, horrible characters.

The trick is to find a movie that starts right as yours ends, or close to. Just walk out of your screen and into the next. You might want to avoid any screens with assigned seats (IMAX or Dolby Digital), since that would probably be an easy way for any employees who care enough to scan for movie hoppers to do so.

Batman’s only real hope in beating Superman would be to recruit some magic users to help, and even then he’d have to take Superman by surprise, because, again, Superman can move faster than they can think and vulnerability to magic doesn’t help when Superman has already separated the Magic user’s head from his body…

Of course. Superman is as fast as the Flash, has the power to warp reality with the strength of his punches, can tow whole planets with his flight and strength, is supposed to be a genius himself, and has access to insanely advanced alien tech, the likes of which Batman can only dream about or ask to borrow. The only…

Like that would help. Superman would just use his Flash like speed to rip the adamantium skeleton of Hulk/Wolverine out of his body before Hulk/Wolverine could blink or even realized the fight had started. Either that or just use said speed to chuck Hulk/Wolverine into the sun tbefore he could react. Either way.

Into the Badlands has a season two!?! Awesome!

Why in the world would you assume poor people are buying a new iPhone every year and paying for an unlimited data plan? I need to see data on that before I’d accept that as truth.