Yeah, well I remember one particular alternate universe where that asshole Montezuma wouldn't stop raiding my cities. I was unfortunate enough to share a border with him. That guy was ridiculous with demanding tributes.

They might have got over the "ripping people's hearts out with an obsidian knife" thing, the same way that other major religions have (mostly) toned it down over the centuries.

This campaign teaches a great lesson to everyone.

I can't help but find it amusing that people wanted Scarlet Witch in her little bare legs and bustier outfit, but make sure Hawkeye has a coat so he doesn't get chilly.

"It was all social controversy. There was no science controversy," said Allison DeGour, who will be a senior this fall.

Technically, he's correct. They might have Ebola. They also might be reverse vampires. Better safe than sorry!

The one silver lining is that Wilson needn't look any further than the league commissioner to see what can be accomplished without a functional spine.

It's been said a lot but still must be repeated:

It's the best Marvel film, and the best space opera of this century. It's just that damn good.

This bro isn't very good at being epic, huh?