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hey, ugh, what's that you got on your face?

Did I just see the Emmerich Godzilla?

The first Saints Row would like to issue this reminder:

The power of choice is a wonderful thing.

Kind of like asking why people fill their iPods with gigabytes worth of tiny MP3 files. Accessibility, plain and simple.

I don't really like Halo <- very unpopular personal opinionated fact

Between serious controller input delay and the insensible placement of switchers and modifiers—many of which are not mapped to controller buttons, requiring you to select them manually instead of just tapping a button to shift keyboard modes—the PS3's keyboard is craptastic. The one thing that's nice about it is the…

When gamers said no to DRM, I never realized DRM stood for Don Reginald Mattrick...

Console Dev: "We're going to make a game that uses the architecture of what we know you already have to really optimize your experience."

PC Dev: "We're going to make a game. If you cant play it, go fuck yourself or buy a new computer."

Yeah, I gave it to by then-boyfriend and he stopped playing after a few hours. I was supremely disappointed by their bait-and-switch, too.

It's like Stephen Colbert said "Bing is a great search engine. I know that because I googled it."

This will help:

They must have forgot to connect it to the internet within the past 24 hours.

For those who still don't get why the 24 hour check in is stupid I'll write this in bold:

I took a couple liberties to make it look more like my beloved radio/alarm clock. Now I don't dislike it as much.

Oh come on .. No Fear Effect ?

You also Can't download it if you don't pay $50 a year for the PS+ service which then after paying lets you download it for "free"