When you fuck her, let me know, and then I will be impressed.

OMG *swoon* NATHAN FILLION omg so hottttt I love him xoxo <3 omg I saw Firefly u guys have u guys seen it??? so good! why hav u guys not seen it?! he is so good in it OMG i know everything about firefly you guys aren't real NF fans - i saw it for the first time a few days ago SO INCREDIBLE hey i'm just wondeering hav…

OMG *swoon* NATHAN FILLION omg so hottttt I love him xoxo <3 omg I saw Firefly u guys have u guys seen it??? so good! why hav u guys not seen it?! he is so good in it OMG i know everything about firefly you guys aren't real NF fans - i saw it for the first time a few days ago SO INCREDIBLE hey i'm just wondeering hav…

Oh trust me. It's a lot of fun even if you can't understand the language. :))))

Evan. Seriously?

Hey Evan. Thanks for this article.

And... this site has officially become a joke of a website. Congrats.

OMG *swoon* NATHAN FILLION omg so hottttt I love him xoxo <3 omg I saw Firefly u guys have u guys seen it??? so good! why hav u guys not seen it?! he is so good in it OMG i know everything about firefly you guys aren't real NF fans - i saw it for the first time a few days ago SO INCREDIBLE hey i'm just wondeering hav…

More like the slow decay of Kota-

I miss the old Kotaku, like in the days of Brian Crecente and Mike McWhertor. I'm glad Fahey is still here, and I like Evan, but otherwise I'm just kind of bummed out that I'm liking this site less and less over time. :(

u horny bastard :P

I knew it. I told myself, "Don't do the joke, you'll get into trouble. You'll be flamed." I wasn't flamed thankfully.

Haven't you noticed that all the food articles are about hilariously unhealthy food items? It is truly the GAMER'S GUIDE.

I just felt really sick looking at this. Still would give it a try.

Saw a Lotus Elise with Gulf Oil Livery down in Bath in the UK. Wanted to snap a pic but it went by too fast. Looked amazing :(

Studio Ghibli and Team ICO... adventure porn at its purest.

A tire.

I must have that banana.

I got it a couple months ago as well when it was free on the App store. I can't put it down either. My situation is the same as your buddy!