lulz.

I love lamp.

Sir Jackie,

Ehh still gonna be record sales from horny 14 year olds. I think Kojima has lost his mind a bit. Still looks great though but he needs to stop now.

Still gonna jack off to her.

Please someone tell me how to get back to the old Kotaku layout. I log on today since weeks ago and I can't stand it.

I love this news very much. Now just tell me they are going back to McLaren Orange Livery next year. Then I will fall in love with McLaren all over again.

U got it in one.

I drive my sister's 2003 Toyota Corolla, but only when I visit home in the summer. Is that my first car? I love it, but it isn't technically mine.

1:22:20.

Wasn't this posted already? Like a week ago? With comments?

Can we get a video of the price being announced?

Unfortunately, killing is just one of those things that gets easier the more you do it.

And here comes the long thread about atheism vs. religion. Yes Kotaku, thank you for this. Always good to see.

I know you aren't actually Jesus, but I bet the real one would say exactly the same thing.

I can appreciate racing, and Perez can race, but what he did there wasn't racing. He messed up. He didn't have enough time to properly overtake and he, being a world-class Formula 1 driver, needs to realise when to go for something, not just rush blindly in and hope for the best.

Kotaku: The Gamer's Guide.

Oh my God. I know you were being sarcastic but I would cry of happiness if that happened :P I like Bruno - I don't think he is as talented as his uncle, but he has got talent, and deserves at least one more chance.

"Kotaku's Luke Plunkett is giving me nightmares"

Patricia. How is this video game related. Seriously.