Listen. There's a tank in front of your position waiting to ambush you.

You legend. This is great :D

Care to share your Google search terms? *Chuckles* This should be good :P

$kay. Tell us where you find these women. I will offer you a steak if you do.

If you were trying to make me feel poor, you succeeded.

Just call me "Deepthroat".

Whatever, weirdo. Don't call me again.

I never felt truly alive unless I was staring death in the face.

Goddammit. Got the limited edition HD Collection and everything. Now this comes out. And I want it. Damn it all.

*Ahem*

What? My picture isn't loading?

OK...

What was that?

Dude I feel brainwashed now by that music.

I think I preferred the whole entire old site.

I watched the stupidity of mankind through the scope of my rifle.

Sorry to be this guy:

Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?

Spoiler Alerts Jalopnik. Come on.