MetalMonkeys
MetalMonkeys
MetalMonkeys

I'm the oldest too. Instead of forgetting to pick me up my parents were all, "Aren't you an adult yet?!?! Drive yourself home!". I grew up quickly.

I'm with you 100%. I HATE work, and I only do it because I have to. My problem is that the more education I get in the hopes of finding a job I can actually "like", the more I hate the jobs I get. I'm currently working in my first ever full time desk job, and I fucking hate it, but that's what people "at my level" do.

I'm from a town where the majority is hispanic, followed by white, with black and asian at very small minorities. The best thing that ever happened to me and my world view was joining the Navy. I worked in a division that was about 80% black, so not only did I get to know a lot of wonderful, diverse people, but I got

At 5'10" people really do seem to respect me more, but they also kind of fear me, which sucks. I'm a really nice person, but when people meet me they tend to label me as mean and aggressive. I think there's pros and cons to being any height, but the average ladies have it best in my opinion.

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That's what I came here to point out, only I call them mountain lions.

Needs bacon.

Last night I dreamed that I was pregnant, and now you do this to me. Ghaa, my ovaries are exploding!!!

Jesus, I'm so sorry. That's just awful.

Oh, I needed that. Thank you!

Oh boy, you just described my 2-year relationship to a t. This is why I backed out of our engagement after one week... I just don't think I can marry someone who insists on "going with the flow" and "following my lead" all the time. It drives me crazy! He's the sweetest, gentlest, kindest man, and he would be the

I've been chipping my way through that thing for a couple years now. I occasionally pick it up and get through a chapter or two, but I just can't sit down and READ it. Too depressing. But I think it's important, so I will finish it some day!

Guys, I've testified in a murder trial. I'd just like to give a broad response to all the assholes commenting about how she's not handling herself well, needs to be coached, blah, blah, blah.... THAT SHIT IS FUCKING HARD!!! Seriously, I was an adult when I had to do it and I had a hard time keeping myself together and

Bravo!

My 6' tall friend is about 6 months right now, and she's upset that she's hardly showing. She feels like she's not getting to really experience pregnancy. No bump, no morning sickness, no anything. I'm 5'10" and I hope I have it as easy!

I quit almost 8 years ago, and it's awesome! I love being a non-smoker. I did it by getting hypnotized. Seriously, it works. Try it! Also, lozenges. Whenever I had a slip in my post-hypnotic hate of cigarettes I'd just pop a cherry or mint flavored lozenge and it did the trick. I honestly think anything will work once

Yes, exactly. It's ridiculous, and skews what "normal" actually is. My point is that I'm a size 10, and I'm thin, not plus size, but in the modeling world I would be considered plus size. The fact that it's an industry term does not make it any better.

Ugh, that makes me so flippin mad. I'm size 10, and by no means am I even CLOSE to being plus size! I'm considered skinny by pretty much everyone who knows me, and I agree. Our society is screwed.

That's exactly what I thought. Not cute, just sad. :(

So I just learned on NPR that the bees who work the almond groves in California make the nastiest honey. Apparently it tastes like dirty socks? That sucks so bad, because I LOVE almonds, and honey, but I hate to think that the production of one is ruining the other.