MetalMonkeys
MetalMonkeys
MetalMonkeys

That's a good one! It's been my favorite lately too.

Nope. I'm thin, and heels KILL me. I never, ever where them, and I have no desire to start. I think it's just what you force yourself to get used to and how much you care about fashion. Me, I do not care. Flats forever!

#1 or #5. 1 is the cutest!

How about just saying you don't feel like having sex? If he's a decent guy he'll be fine with it and won't get all pouty. If he's not a decent guy he might pressure to have sex anyway, at which point you'll know what a jerk he is and can ditch his ass. Do you also hate giving BJ's/hand jobs? Maybe you could get him

I'll just throw in my two cents here and say, I'm exactly like you! And the only way I've found to keep it in control is to become "quiet". If I find myself thinking something not so nice, and on the verge of saying it, I just zip it up. It's taken a long time for me to develop this ability, and now everybody thinks

Ever heard of the Fast Diet? Or the "5:2 diet" as it's called in the states? Here's the link: http://thefastdiet.co.uk/ It's the whole shit. Only diet I ever have and ever will do. I've been doing it for three weeks and already lost about 5 or 6 pounds, and the boyfriend is on week two. Check it out, might be right

My boyfriend just won a trip for two to Iceland! Ghaaaa, I'm so flippin' excited!!!!!!!!! I'm a poor so this is my first international travel. Pretty good for a first I'd say!

God, I love my IUD SO much! I've had it for about 8 years now and it's been awesome, and now that I'm thinking about kids I get to "plan" the removal. It's a very comforting feeling, knowing that when I get pregnant it will be so intentional there will be an actual procedure involved. No accidental offspring for this

My cat sounds, and looks, JUST like this! I was hoping she would freak out when I played it, but she just ignored it, the little snob.

Nope, sorry. I still love thighlights. No amount of admiring attractive, athletic men will ever make them "equal" with women in terms of being objectified, used, and judged by their bodies. It's just not the same.

I agree! These men are beautiful, and there's nothing wrong with admiring them so long as it's done in a respectful way. I don't think any of these guys would feel dirty or violated after seeing this picture. You can see their faces! Like they're people!!! What a concept.

I love thighlights. Don't stop Jez! Strong, muscular men are lovely to look at, and admiring the WHOLE person, face and all, is not the same thing as objectifying women by displaying pictures of only ass or tit. Keep it up!

Yayy!!!! You're so wonderful for adopting a senior pup!

"Jezebel is gossip, culture, fashion, and sex for the contemporary woman."

Season three effin SUCKED! I'm glad it's over, and won't be continuing on with season four. Good riddance idiots, I hope you all get eaten.

Yup!

Reading this just made me feel gross. Lindy, if you despise Kim SOOOOOO much, why spend all this time and effort on her? It's like the little boy who can't stop pulling the cute girls pigtails. Pathetic.

My wonderful boyfriend is cooking up a grilled pork tenderloin, along with baked sweet potato and salad. Yummy!!!

You'll be okay. I had all four cut out, and they had to smash them into little pieces to boot, which actually woke me up for a few seconds. It's not so bad, and the drugs are good! Good luck!!!

My favorite Asian actor- Chow Yun-fat. Sexy, sexy man! He should definitely be in more American movies!