Alcoholics, especially functional alcoholics (and basically addicts of any substance) are good at hiding their use from loved ones.

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The more details surface regarding Bironas's death, the weirder this story gets.

Well, that would explain the oddly early timing of his wife's call to the police. If you know your husband has an alcohol problem (just randomly speculating here, but a .218 is a *lot*), you've seen him drinking heavily that night, and then thirty minutes after he was supposed to go to bed he's not there and the car's…

More interesting would be a ranking of NFL Blitz plays.

This is mind altering. All along, my screen saver has been one small part of a porn data chart.

Thanks for this. I don't think the issue is with the concept of equine therapy, so much as it's with the notion that a guy who (on a technicality!) barely failed a test for marijuana needs inpatient addiction treatment. I mean, he smoked some weed. Does he really need to commune with a horse?

I once saw a show on the history channel about horses and they went to a prison where they had inmates take care of horses as part of a work study. It seemed pretty legit, and the inmates seemed happy to be working outside with an animal instead of punching out license plates or whatnot. I can buy an argument that…

[tentatively raises hand]

Everyone's entitled to their two cents in the food business , except LeSean McCoy's servers.

Naturally, the most Extreme home runs of the year were described with more than words.

In the variation I heard, the first guy survives, and the punchline is, "Very well. Death by roo-roo!"

NFL = Never Fold Legs

"players are prohibited from engaging in any celebrations while on the ground." Isn't every celebration technically performed on the ground?

I'd be cool with an honest "Ah shit, we're a bunch of old out-of-touch Christians who just had no idea, we'll rescind the fine, apologize for the penalty, and make a small donation to whatever his charity is." Because I truly believe it was an honest (stupid) mistake. But since the NFL can never, ever, ever admit when…

Death to the men. Death by snu-snu

This gives a completely different spin to that Futurama snu-snu episode.

And it's also not "a pretty easy way," given the teams in the lower levels in this country absolutely could not afford (most of them) to pay the freight in the top flight, especially not in the four months they'd have to make the jump.

Get a job

Dear Fellow Cardinals Fans,