Agreed. This just makes the kids on the other side of the ball feel like shit and makes the coach calling that play look like a giant douche.

Congrats to the coach for outsmarting children.

Let him stay. He's the only thing on the screen that makes any goddamn sense.

Which doesn't change how funny it is that right behind their desperate search to find someone to block, their QB is getting sacked and fumbling the ball.

What an absolute class act. He couldn't have handled the situation any better. You really gotta hand it to Evan Meek for grooving that pitch in to Jeter.

This argument makes very little sense. There are many, many injustices in the world, and there is no rule that we must address them starting with most to least grievous. If so, we fall down this slippery slope to a place where the only thing we are allowed to criticize is murder, or genocide. I mean, it sounds dumb,…

alternatively, own at least one car that isn't a POS.

He's not joking...and don't call him Shirley.

"A law enforcement official tells AP he mailed a copy of the inside-elevator video showing Ray Rice punching out his then-fiancée to the NFL's security chief back in April".

By request of some of you.

In addition to keeping the money, AWSM keyed the NFL's new pickup and used its credit card for a shopping spree at Bloomie's.

What's so stupid about it? I'm not doing it because I like my candy and beer, but it seems like a healthy reasonable diet. It isn't like Vegan where you then find yourself without much protein in your diet or a lot of other diets that subtract some pretty important foods. Seems to me that anyone doing it is…

sadly, that also comes with a paleo infant mortality rate.

What interactions have you had with him?

WTF are they taking more mugshots? Is there a prison yearbook or something?

"Doesn't scare me."

I've been coaching soccer for 2 years now. I didn't have to go to any school. It's been pretty easy to tell my players 3 things, don't touch it with your hands, use your feet to kick towards and put the ball in the goal on that side of the field to score and don't let the other team score in our goal right over there.…

In the end, it was the tiny floating marshmallows that alerted the keeper he was sipping Swiss Piss.

You can sue people for tricking you into drinking piss? You're mine, Anheuser-Bush.

If Oscar had taken a wait-and-see attitude in the first place, this whole thing could've been avoided.