Keith Olberman walks into an elevator. OUCH!

Same. I'm a Nats fan but grew up in Maryland; seeing these two slug it out in the World Series would be this Maryland baseball fan's wet dream.

I'm starting to think that Goodell and the NFL are lying about their handling of the Ray Rice incident.

Everyone knows the real asshole here is one of the main ingredients in PYT's hotdogs.

I think we are all grateful he doesn't play for the Pooptons.

Also, it's good with the press.

Even his nose looks funny when it runs.

"Bruce Wayne will conduct an independent investigation overseen by Batman."

The NFL will conduct an independent investigation overseen by the NFL.

Wait until the video comes out.

U2 Never Gave Their New Album a Chance

Update: Mike Tyson Elected Mayor of Toronto

Attorney Does His Job: article from Deadspin full of hot and fresh hot takes coming soon.

And you obviously don't understand that someone in charge of a multibillion dollar business isn't going to roll over and "resign" over a scandal.

+6 the other way

In related news, Giants fans mourn the passing of Eli Manning.

The worst thing about this next gen-cycle so far? None of the games coming out in the next year look any better. I could have easily waited 2 years for a PS4. At least I bought it on Amazon before my state could charge taxes on there, so it is like I picked it up on discount.

NHL 94 > Street Fighter 2 > NBA live 95 > Super TecmoBowl