I taught college classes at a medium-security prison for three years. Studies showed the program reduced recidivism rates from 70% to 21%, saving taxpayers 50 cents on the dollar in incarceration costs.

Dad: Well maybe if you let me wear a glove I wouldn't have made that mistake!

Typical Sean Newell nonsense.

I have a video of my left nut fighting my right nut on who gets to pump out some semen first. With a clever title, that is click Gold, Jerry, Gold.

needs more shovel

As the uploader of the video I want to personally apologize for shooting the video vertically. First thought: that chick got it good (there's more to the video I couldn't upload but she was def cut up). Second thought : WHY DID I SHOOT VERTICALLY! FUUUUUUU

God, this write-up is such a bore.

I used to do this all the time as a child too. It's called "not having a dad"

"Mr. Welker! Mr. Welker! Can I have one?!"

A senseless tragedy that could have been avoided. Seriously, people, if you're shooting a video, hold your phones in landscape mode.

this is vintage "cop theory." A group of guys report finding a dead guy in an RV they rented from a guy who told them not to open the front compartment. The guy has been dead for awhile, so it must be the 11 guys on the side of the road who are reporting it. Good work officer, let's get you another medal!!!

Note to self.

Most interesting conversation a group of women in a Minneapolis bar will hear for a while.

Wait, the cops suspected that a rotting corpse was placed in the RV by a group of 11 guys who rented the RV, who then decided to call the cops about a rotting corpse stashed away inside of the RV they rented? Genius.

Why the fuck do you think you are clever?

That escalated quickly..

[in huddle] WHAT TIME IS IT?

That part bothered me a bit, because Kenny clearly did not need to stay.

there was only one bullet in that gun, Kenny obviously used his only bullet on Ben to spare him from his fear of being eaten alive while being completely helpless to fight them off being impaled and all.