Why do you assume that professional athletes would tip thousands, when many have been known to be complete stiffs? see, e.g., LeSean McCoy, Michael Jordan, Lebron James, etc. et al. ad naueseum. I would take the thousands of $, guaranteed, from a "no-name" than suck up to an NBA player in the hopes that he would…

Yea, we did.

There's just so much here to appreciate.

Their game, kingdoms of amalur, was actually pretty decent. If you ignore how fucking shitty it was, I mean.

I think the way it works, according to black market bribe law, is that if you don't fulfill your end of the deal, the injured party (which would be Qatar, in this case, if FIFA canceled their bid) gets to kill the breaching party. So basically, FIFA didn't wanna get killed by Qatar.

Watch closely. 0:12 is where she and the car Come Together.

Aww thanks!

Brian Bosworth has aged terribly.

Clearly he has awful judgment.

Face down guy was covered.

bullshit. how does your response get 5.5x the stars of the actual comment. fucking kinja, man. OBAMA i swear.

Maybe he's drunk

She said people were sued "for trying to leave..." Makes it sound like they wanted to quit [leave] but the company sued them for trying to stop working for them [leave].

What in the actual hell are you talking about.

You don't actually have to sue to prove it's unenforceable. They would have to sue you if they found out you're now working at a McDonald's within 3 miles of another JJ's... which they probably wouldn't.

Will done.

OLD MAN YELLS AT WILL

so unbelievably stupid . +dick4

I'll give you the +1

Not really that crazy. Can you imagine if a cricket match took place in the US and some Indian guy kept sticking up his middle finger when he scored a wicket (or whatever they need to do)? Yea, we would clearly be able to understand from the context of the game that he made his home try, but it's still a "fuck you"…