I considered that. But they're on a straight.

How in the hell was she ever beating anyone? That girl in the purple should feel ashamed.

Definitely one of those two.... Maybe

Arsene Wenger is the name of the manager of Arsenal? Also sounds like 2 positions on the field (left and right wings for Arsenal are also Arsene Wengers)

Thursday games detract from the excitingness of fantasy football, and make it too much of an all-week chore. I can only imagine how the players feel. Imagine, mind you. I don't actually care how they feel. They are gladiators, there for my enjoyment.

Reminds me of the Dark Knight's "death or exile?"
Death.

You know that T stands for "team," right?

I just like you so damn much

Well yea...

Sounds like these fools won't man up and take the pizza. I will. One medium pan Domino's half mushroom green pepper anchovies, other half pepperoni mushroom. Address: my face. Gate code: my butt.

Whoaaa aeeyy yooo I'm 31 and Joshua Tree is the JAM. They haven't hit anything in a while (I did enjoy most of A-bomb though) but >40 as their audience is a bit harsh.

Weyerbacher pumpkin ale. Promote this post, you know you want to mothafuckaaaa

He hit a chick? That's fucked up lol. Let's suspend him or whatever.

They should still be able to use witness's written/oral statements as evidence, even though it's hearsay... it's the best available... I dunno. been awhile since law school

I drank it for years and years until finally realizing "why the fuck am I drinking this syrupy, bitter, awful drink?" Had a similar experience with Stella Artois but with different adjectives.

i like when people leave their dealer plates on. It's an easy way of telling that they're a fucking moron.

ooooh that's "navy the join" backwards!

jets get screwed.

samer, I respect your work. But your headline is wrong. The assault was real. The identity of the perp is "alleged." Since the alleged perp is not identified in the headline, you can safely remove the word "alleged" before the word "assault."

I have that same iron.