I wonder if that site has the storage capacity to host all of my un-starred Kinja comments.

Sounds like these fools won't man up and take the pizza. I will. One medium pan Domino's half mushroom green pepper anchovies, other half pepperoni mushroom. Address: my face. Gate code: my butt.

Whoaaa aeeyy yooo I'm 31 and Joshua Tree is the JAM. They haven't hit anything in a while (I did enjoy most of A-bomb though) but >40 as their audience is a bit harsh.

Weyerbacher pumpkin ale. Promote this post, you know you want to mothafuckaaaa

He hit a chick? That's fucked up lol. Let's suspend him or whatever.

They should still be able to use witness's written/oral statements as evidence, even though it's hearsay... it's the best available... I dunno. been awhile since law school

I drank it for years and years until finally realizing "why the fuck am I drinking this syrupy, bitter, awful drink?" Had a similar experience with Stella Artois but with different adjectives.

Sounds like a boneheaded implementation. Without seamless transitioning, it's questionable as to whether it's ready for live use.

i like when people leave their dealer plates on. It's an easy way of telling that they're a fucking moron.

Very cool. Almost makes you forget that you get a usable time reading for about 10 seconds out of every 2 minutes.

ooooh that's "navy the join" backwards!

jets get screwed.

samer, I respect your work. But your headline is wrong. The assault was real. The identity of the perp is "alleged." Since the alleged perp is not identified in the headline, you can safely remove the word "alleged" before the word "assault."

I have that same iron.

"i don't where" either.

We swear we never thought that video would get out.

How do you do that thing you do?

And neat.

Why are you just showing a map of the ocean?

That's not a very cheap beer. I don't know any DC Brau that is, unfortunately.