There are only three things that make a proper Ferrari:

That’s a really good point. We can shit on this all we want, but it’s exactly what Enzo would have done. 

Purists didn’t like the Porsche Cayenne too, but that model was so popular it basically saved the company and allowed them to continue making the 911.

I hate it, but you’re right. Though I have certain things that tick the boxes for me to be Ferrari, the truth is most of those things are gone.

I’d tread lightly if I were Leno, Seinfeld or Farah - I hear the Malibu Police Chief doesn’t mess around:

So many things these days are mildly annoying or irksome...but this has me absolutely FURIOUS. The idiocy is just...I can’t even.

There’s really not much of anything here. The headline and the beginning of the story made it sound like Erin from The Office was burning crosses and shit. Nope, she attended some corny debutante ball thing that has a racist past. Most of the US has a racist past.

https://jalopnik.com/1846925371

Rory, is this what you want Jalopnik to be? I know that there are still some very talented writers here, who are passionate about the automotive world. It would be nice to see more of them, and less of... This. I don’t like responding to hate with more hate, but if I came across Jalopnik as a new reader and read a…

This is an incredibly salty take and in very poor taste considering the Glick has been a friend to Jalopnik for years.

Damn, this could have been a decent article. Talk about how historically teams that have run partial seasons haven’t succeeded. Talk about I’d there really is an economic benefit through advertising. Lots of things to build a decent article off of. But this is just such petty bullshit. What the hell, man?

Man, Jim has been around these parts longer than you have, and always been a good dude to talk to. Why are you always interested in the hate train?

More like.... Ah-Barf

“...but a lot of the time, the viewer will just find themselves staring at a screen that’s mostly rocks.”

We have a bobcat roaming our neighborhood. Family down the block has a fence because of the 3 year old. Bobcat jumps the fence, saunters under the swing set and jumps over the other fence. Constantly wanders through my backyard backed up to a conservation area. Called Animal Control and they’re pissed because it’s…

They chose to put opposite direction wheels on the same side. I know they did it on purpose, and it makes me irrationally angry. 

Imagine bragging about a 20% approval of your design. EIGHTY PERCENT of people said they didn’t like it, and you’re bragging about targeting the remainders? “Congrats, you have shit taste. Just how we like ‘em!”

Also a Brazilian here. And I couldn’t agree more.