Yo - STOP BRINGING THESE SOCIOPATHS ON MORNING NEWS SEGMENTS. 

Q: How many cops does it take to kick a poor person down the stairs?


A: He fell.

Never seen one myself but I have a story from someone I trust. A few years ago, I asked my SO if he had ever seen a ghost. He got really uncomfortable and squirrelly, lots of hemming and hawing. Annoyed, I said "Just say yes or no! I won't judge if you think you have seen a ghost." (I'm a skeptic and figured he didn't…