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GUYS. I have never tried so hard to look at a dog’s dick, but I did it for the greater good. I’m nearly positive Conan is male. But now my mind is spiraling, would someone go so far as to DEEP FAKE A DOG DICK?? Think about the greater implications of a Whitehouse so untrustworthy you can’t even believe them when they

A rare 2019 story where an asshole acting like an asshole is taken to task and has to face the consequences and the hero goes on to (probably) wrestle another day. I felt my internal scales of justice tip towards “justice” for just a second.

Step one: Demonize the platform receiving a distributed grant as immoral.

Depends. I would say the most egregious of the “what the fuck” style comments come from older women +1 super invasive male dentist. I have gotten some flack from my gen X and millennial cousins (I’m a millennial) for not wanting kids and skipping the big blow out wedding. But, I think most under 40s have, for better

Rando fact: Dennis Nilsen had a dog named Bleep. 

Prince “As it Were” Andrew.

At best they are jail employees who criminally neglected a suicidal prisoner in their care, so they should be held responsible. But, I think it should still be pointed out that the only people to face ANY consequences in the Epstein scandals are two blue collar workers. None of the people responsible for the crimes

Although I haven’t read the proposed law I think this bill is less about making sex work an acceptable career choice and more about simple decriminalization. Sex workers are particularly vulnerable to abuse, trafficking and violence because of their taboo status in society and because of their legal risk under our

The fact that multi-billionaire’s exist seems like a fucking glitch in the god damned system. The fact that these ultra-wealthy whiners are scared of Warren is what makes her my #1. 

March into BJs or Costco and buy yourself a 2lb tub of the spreadable Kerrygold. Nothing added to it. Just pure grassfed buttery deliciousness.

To everyone who is losing their shit about the annoying lyrics in the new song: Yes, this is how people who are annoyed about the original feel. Annoying song lyrics are annoying. 

Truth, because nut jobs can absolutely be encouraged because they simply know something personal about her. I was also thinking about potential employers or many other situations where someone may do a simple google of her name. 

Interesting article, but I think it may require some edits.

It’s a miserable thing that T.I. not only regularly violates his daughter’s private relationship with her doctor, but also blew her up publicly by sharing his vile behavior on the internet. Her name is now linked to every single article that discusses the T.I. hymen scandal. I’m happy she’s getting her jabs in where

What the actual fuck. This is so alarming and so gross at the same time. My mind....it boggles.

to investigate whether or not the spreadsheet constituted a major breach of patient privacy”

I just wanted to say: This delighted me. 

To label this a “tragedy of society” is so grossly dismissive of the role the these students played in RAPING THEIR FRIENDS AND CLASSMATES. This judge should be censured and removed. The coaches and administrators in the school should face firings and arrests. These students are criminals and sex offenders. The

Yeah, they are by no means the root cause of the problem and in the end Wikipedia and IMDB are just pieces of a puzzle. But I think they do have a responsibility to try to control what is within their power to control. If a performer has said “please, for my safety, separate my legal name from stage name”, IMDB and