I have an uncle (by marriage but like, does it matter) who gave me a hug to say goodbye at a family lunch when I was in my early twenties and got a big old handful of my butt in the process. I left stunned and I have not been back to that house since. Sorry Aunty - not interested in being groped. See you on Facebook.

I agree with everything you’ve said here. Both Android and iPhones have like a jillion settings to address this exact problem. I do agree with the LW that the source behavior is annoying, but tbh you don’t have to look at it and the technology will set you freeeee.

I’m not going to worry about texting people at night. I think you should be able to understand you settings well enough to twilight people who you don’t want to be able to get hold of you at night (mine allow anyone through if they call twice in a row). I have all my texts on silent because I only want to see them…

Do not ever put up with old man disgusting behavior.

She “became deceased?” Yeah, no. She was shot and killed by the cop.

Thank you! I was shocked by that too. What the actual hell?

Maybe I’m sensitive to this but who do you think you are? A nurse? Good. Have you examined him? Are you qualified to make diagnoses? Then shut up, please.

Well then, I’m sure that you know, as a nurse, how inappropriate and disgusting it is to speculate on a patient that you haven’t interviewed or examined. And how if you had, you couldn’t talk about it. And as a nurse, in the medical profession, how inappropriate it is to call someone a liar. If you were a rando…

“Macron totally has a boner for me (lol he is French), but he wouldn’t dare try anything”

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

...And I know his favorite SNL skit!

Okay, weird, because I went through a very intense Neil Diamond phase around the same time for no discernible reason. I did keep it to myself, though, and just sang “Forever In Blue Jeans” around the house until my mother threatened to strangle me.

Thank you Jesus for resurrecting this Orchid every year!!!

Strange, I was big into the Bee Gee’s but it was the 70's and I was taking disco lessons. Ok, forced to take disco lessons but whatever. Bee Gee’s hold up.

ACTUALLY know who would be perfect is Zane Malik He’s half Pakistani and has name recognition

LOL Kumail’s life is hateful garbage? That’s an interesting take regarding someone who lives in a country where half the population wants to erase him and his people from the planet...

Personally I’m tired of people attacking interracial relationships. I hated when Jill Scott did it several years ago and I hate it now. Because underneath the rant about interracial relationships is the hatred of biracial people. We get it, you don’t think we should exist.

“Girl Posts Side By Side Pics, Then Someone Looks Closer...”

citation needed

I offered to remove my bra one day in high school when my teacher pointed out a strap showing. My shirt met dress code, three fingers wide at the shoulder, but my then-F-cup bra had thick wide straps so they peaked sometimes. It was May in Arizona and already well over 90 degrees out with crappy AC in our rooms.…