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I offered to remove my bra one day in high school when my teacher pointed out a strap showing. My shirt met dress code, three fingers wide at the shoulder, but my then-F-cup bra had thick wide straps so they peaked sometimes. It was May in Arizona and already well over 90 degrees out with crappy AC in our rooms.…

That sounds like one big “Ouch!” situation, though.

Yasssss!!!

I went to an all-girls Catholic school, so I never had the opportunity to directly derail a young man’s education with my foundation garments. What is weird, though, is that even in my Catholic school uniform (high-collared shirt, necktie, calf length tartan skirt and brown loafers with knee socks - oh yeah, it was a…

*Knock knock*

“Who’s there?”

Move them body. They ain’t ready. They would have had to cancel school.

She has a point. Whenever a man tells me to steam my vagina I spend all day sitting on the kettle. But when she does I mock her.

Single Prayer Healthcare.

Does not matter. The court wouldn’t accept the plea and then got a result it didn’t like from a jury. That should be the end of it. He should walk out of the court a free man. Instead, the judge threw a legal hissy fit and revoked his probation because the judge thought he deserved to be in jail for something.

Me, I’m partial to someone with a keen understanding of how our government functions and prior experience, but I’ve always been an odd duck.

Well if you see movies at the Alamo Drafthouse all you have to do is put up your card and the waiter will do something about it. It is literally forbidden to do anything on your phone while watching the movie. You get one warning and then you are escorted out w/o a refund. They also have badass ways of telling you…

If I end up near a person/people who are making the experience hell for me, I get up and move far away - if there is a place to move to. Or I’d find an usher and narc on them. That seething thing is freakin’ painful.

That’s why I like Alamo Drafthouse in Brooklyn. The ushers lock that stuff down FAST.

When I go to a movie I shut the fuck up and keep still. I’m focused on the movie.. it’s WHY I’m there after all. And damn it other people are there for the same reason. I want to respect that. I pay more for the experience of the movie, not the people. Alamo won’t let kids into an R rated movie perioid. That’s awesome

My dad had the best response to a situation like this. Two teenagers were sitting in front of my parents texting through a movie, so he pulled his phone out, turned it on, and shoved his hand between the two seats so his phone showed in up front of them. When they looked at him shocked, he just turned and said “Oh,…

I can understand not wanting to be confrontational but sometimes:

Here, too! I still think about it every time I set foot on a treadmill at my local Y. Who is recording me? Will I end up on someone’s tweet or snap or, oh God spare me, as a gif illustrating how very unworthy I am? On the one side, we have a government that will deprive me of healthcare because I fail to make the…

It’s not exactly easy for me to brush it off but the presence of another person makes it worse. It happened once when I was walking to the library with my child and it was hard to keep it together