I bought this Monif C last year in a blissful fit of fat positivity after I got engaged. I love it and I looked amazing in it when I placed that middle band where I wanted it and stood still, and it did make for one lovely instagram photo. But I also like to live in my body, and when I sat on the ground to make a…

Wait, why? What did I miss in the lineage narrative?

I didn’t vote that way, but these people have my love and respect. Not caring was great.

I watched Tig Notaro’s Boyish Girl Interrupted on an airplane and a flight attendant came to see if I was okay because I was doing that thing where you laugh so hard you can’t breathe.

Regular therapy is also a great thing.

Just a heads up for plus size ladies that their 4x is an 18 which is bonkers.

A black body isn’t a weapon, but a police shield sure is.

If Jamie Dornan knew Beyoncé was pregnant and he didn’t tell Dakota Johnson then he cannot pretend they are friends.

Suggested alternative photo for being nice.

And later in that art project, good dude Austin Walker all “I was just walking down the street, but this is nonsense. Hey, Jaden Smith, here’s what.”

I liked fucking this guy.*

I feel like “very insightful” is some holiday generosity, but sure.

Thank you for this very good list that has me sittin at a Christmas party looking at dicks. (50 Shades of Dick)

I get that they were going for cute swimming picture. I just think women’s heads are important. That’s why the second picture is better.

Gross. Since she doesn’t even get to have a head in the first picture, it really feels like he’s just like “I put a baby in this hot baby receptacle.”

I go the other way and just let everyone know in advance I’m going to call them Blake.

Zootopia and Kubo and the Two Strings were both this year and great.

You must mean Louisiana because LA has pizza everywhere.

Make a burner!