I mean, they aren’t tucked into a corner booth in a dimly lit diner confiding in each other. She’s at work.

Came here to say basically this. Well spotted.

Yeah, it’s absurd. “Are you seriously telling me, I wanted to ask the Title IX Committee, that the same term now encompasses both someone allegedly groped by a professor and my great-aunt, who lived through the Nazi death camps?” Yes, because of what the word means. People can survive different things.

I am leaving jezebel until the morning and if this is not gone from the front page when I come back I will never forgive any of you.

Yep.

I actually know that it is an extension. I heard him talking about it a few weeks ago. Confirmed!

The dad made uterus pancakes!

I think I'm actually pretty solid with knowing who I really think is hot. I definitely like a purse more because it's expensive though.

I wish she had been napping so that we could have more stuff in common.

But I don't understand the lipliner.

That video is fucking mesmerizing.

This is mind blowing.

She's already suffering. Now people will have to witness it in a more tangible way.

Dresses all year round!

Relationship things I am thinking about tonight:

Exercise is also good for stuff other than burning calories, though. So that's something important to remember.

I hate this so much I am mad at you for telling me about it.