This party is gonna be off the hook.

Buster is the best Bluth!

OMG, serious synchronicity, I asked someone what their dream was just minutes ago, and then linked them to that same video. That's awesome.

Totally unforgivable.

Yay!

Sadly, there may not be. I think if there was, it would have been the Sandy Hook shooting.

Probably! :)

Alright, team "Kim defers to Kanye" has spoken. I hear you. I hear you all.

Neither of us can know her actual desires. (Unless you are her, in which case, I'm sorry you feel like you have to dress for your partner, and also, please tell Khloe I said "I love you forever.") I'm gonna assume agency on the part of the grown woman.

Kim Kardashian dresses like a total fucking weirdo and I love it. She wears what she wants, yo.

I have a friend (coughcough) that used to get high, steal mercury strips from the science lab, and burn them in the parking lot. She's doing awesome stuff now, and she had no idea how much she was putting at risk by fucking around in that way. There but for the grace of god goes, um, my friend. Kids, man. They're…

Oh Ze Frank. I have wept and wept to the "Dealing with Rejection" video.

So many brown people!!!

A few weeks ago here in Los Angeles I witnessed an entire posse of folks, probably three cars worth, orchestrating a safe way to get a freaked out possum off of Pico. I cried.

I don't want to be here for this discussion.

But why does that shirt exist?

Huh. I would not have guessed that.

Whether it is the boobs or the bra, what sorcery is this?

I have two lip stains that look similar. Revlon Just Bitten in Frenzy and Urban Decay Lip Envy in Greedy.

This entire thread has caused me to believe humanity is going to live out some B movie plot where giant mutant pandas rise up and eat our babies and murder our faces and it will be all our fault because we just. wouldn't. let. them. die.