Jezzies! I need food advice. I made a pesto pasta from some sort of organic pesto packet and it was less than thrilling. It tasting like... well, the packet probably. What can I add to it that I am likely to have in my house that would make it more thrilling? I don't want to throw it away because that would be so…

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I'm sure spritzing your lady business with perfume will help.

Oh sure, selling your used panties online is a great idea. Until some customer because obsessed with you and stalks you and there is no Elliot Stabler or Derrick Morgan in sight and then you're dead and there is a Dateline about you with that guy with the weird voice and white hair calling you something like the…

Even if thats true, botox is "work"

I don't understand why people think they can just say they haven't had work done. I CAN SEE YOUR FACE.

Coming off the Blake Lively story: does anyone have any stories about a time they approached a celebrity and it went well?

I don't know. It was pretty horrifying.

I love Smart Ones Tuna Noodle Gratin!

You are probably also would be upset if one of your paralegals was raped in your office. But it would be a different kind of upset.

Everyone knows basketball is the only interesting sport to watch!

I saw Claire Danes at the Jimmy Kimmel show, I think. It might have been Craig Ferguson, but I don't think so. Anyway she told this incredibly weird racist anecdote about a homeless Mexican man who hid in her trailer when she was on some set. It was very weird, I don't remember the story really but I do remember…

My mom lives in Dallas, and when I go to visit her we only do normal things like see movies and cook and stuff. But I wanted to say that I have been to the 6th Floor Museum three times with different people and it is amazing. Give yourself plenty of time and of course know that its not an uplifting afternoon. But…

I have straight, thick hair, and lot of it. I use coconut oil on my hair, from where I would grab a ponytail and below, every day. I love it, and think it has really helped the health of my hair. Plus it makes my hair so shiny and pretty I look like a shampoo ad in a magazine.

I traded in cable for a roku and hulu plus around a month ago. I do miss some shows, and i hate it you can't stream all the shows on hulu (some of them you have to watch on your laptop, including 30 Rock). But It works swimmingly and is much cheaper and I'm very happy with the transition.

That's hilarious. But you should know that I'm swallowing the poison capsule in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

I hate the elliptical even more than the treadmill!

Excellent pep talk, friends!

Somebody please tell me the health benefits of exercise go beyond the sad 150 calories I burn on the treadmill for 20 minutes. Because I hate exercise so much, and 20 minutes is all I can make myself do. Its still worth it, right?