I disagree. I think the attraction is purely um... genetic? I think they are both deep in the closet.

Right.

I mean, I'm not gonna call her a skank or a whore or anything like that. But if she is going out with men she isn't really interested in just so they buy her dinner, I am going to call her mean and uncool. If they knew that was the situation, that's one thing, but if these men think she is interested in them, that's…

AND she is friends with Spencer Tweedy. I want to be in their social group. Every group needs a sassy fat friend!

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No, it worked out just fine. A fake engagement ring helps. Those are easy to find cheap online. I bought mine at sammoon.com and it also works great for when you want men to leave you the fuck alone. Get some friends together and go!

In high school my friends and I did this more than once. It is good fun for a Thursday afternoon when you don't want to go to class.

Nor last kisses!

Just because he didn't make it in doesn't mean he didn't hammer away a little bit.

So, does all of this square with the person you knew then?

Everyone who has kisses in their past has awkward kisses in their past.

chipotle!!

But the poise. that's all her!

Well, her eye makeup was probably done by the show.

I do that! I dare you to listen to Swing by Savage on treadmill and not dance.

Good call.

My family doesn't do that, but I have a really hard time listening to their food self-talk. "I really shouldn't eat this, I've gained so much weight!" It makes me crazy.

If I had your life, that sentence would have read "I threw my body into Gael Garcia Bernal on the LES and he was surprisingly happy about it."

If I lived in New York I would be constantly on the lookout for Jay Smooth. I want to make him my boyfriend.