I am filled with antiques about sex. I am buy curios. I am buy curios all over antique row.

You should get one free punch in situations like that tbh.

I'm pretty sure we all get that older men who date very young women find the "disparity in status, experience, power, etc. in itself to be really appealing." In fact, that is precisely the problem. It is fucking gross and speaks to a) an unwillingness to be responsible for your own shit and b) a refusal to accept…

No one asked you to arrange anything for them. I saw no one say, "hey, Hector St. Clare, do us a solid and arrange your dating life to suit us."

If that was my brother Leroy, I'm so sorry.

So I've never told anyone this (friends, family, therapist) but for six months when I was 19 I worked as an escort. I also had a raging drug problem and the other girls I worked with (mostly my age, as it was an agency of sorts) were around my age and also heavy drug users. Injecting heroin was a no-no because of…

Pipa apparently does have DAT booty

Greetings, o my sister-in-weirdness! My temple was Egyptian and its bushes were forsythia by the banks of the Nile, er, creek that ran through our backyard.

Only if you help me illustrate Greek myths with sharpies on "scrolls" I made out of old sheets and paper towel rolls (actual activity I used to do).

I desperately want to buy your young self a copy of "The Egypt Game."

What, are all the mounties and fur trappers taken?

That was definitely an answer brought to you by an endorphin and adrenaline high because you HAVE to be high on something, anything, everything to say you'd want to date Justin Beiber.

This looks like what Andy from Pretty In Pink would wear if she had to go to another prom.

Seriously! My boobs/upper arms are ALWAYS puffy. I'm short and built like a brick house (5'2, 34C, little waist, size 8 booty) and when I work out, I don't even lose weight, I just build muscle like crazy. I will never be svelte and dainty, so I just work with what I got. And part of that means avoiding strapless…

Except this is my job, not my offspring. As much as I am attached to these crazy kids, there is no biological attachment. I love what I do, I love being able to help an amazing mom who is a psychologist and a dad who works at a children's hospital manage their house so that when they do come home, they can worry about…

That's what most people with children do, on top of their other job.

Sounds like my day, but I am not a nanny.

You win the comments today.

My brother and I like to find creative ways to insult each other using Emojis. I've discovered that it's probably the most inoffensive way to tell someone to eat shit or to say that you will dance on their grave. So what I'm saying is that you may have been receiving cutesy death threats.