The first reason??
The first reason??
“I’m clumsy, so this is 100% my fault lol I still love the truck!”
Of course. An even bigger asshole with two Cybertrucks.
He’s already a cybertuck owner, is there something worse he could turn into?
At Tesla, you don’t cut corners...corners cut YOU!
As a Tesla designer, I suspect you go home and gloat over your collection of design awards as you ignore the cries of the injured - you leave boring, unaesthetic things like ‘safety’ and ‘practicality’ to the so-called engineers, who you don't mix with.
Put down the truck too, it has a taste for human flesh.
If you have to put such a warning in your manual, you have already failed.
If your vehicle requires adult supervision of children entering and exiting it, you done goofed.
How shitty must it feel as a designer that you were forced to cut so many corners (pun not intended) and meet so many asinine aesthetic requirements that your product has to come with a warning for how to properly open and close its doors?
That’s a nasty truck bite. Only one option now - he must be hunted and put down before he turns.
It saddens me that there is a “correct opening procedure” for the doors.
Why retire? Cybertruck owners should try this with their entire dick and balls.
That would never make money as a video for two simple reasons.
One of them needs to get it over with, stick his schwanz in there and then take that as a badge of honor.
Kinda feel like this was all just a convoluted ploy for the guy to justify posting feet pics on the internet.
We all know how badly he wants to. But hey, at least the gene pool might get a little cleaner.
Call me after his twig gets detached from his berries.
This man is braver than I’ll ever be.