MeowRufflet
MeowRufflet
MeowRufflet

The first reason??

“I’m clumsy, so this is 100% my fault lol I still love the truck!”

Of course. An even bigger asshole with two Cybertrucks.

He’s already a cybertuck owner, is there something worse he could turn into?

At Tesla, you don’t cut corners...corners cut YOU!

As a Tesla designer, I suspect you go home and gloat over your collection of design awards as you ignore the cries of the injured - you leave boring, unaesthetic things like ‘safety’ and ‘practicality’ to the so-called engineers, who you don't mix with.

Put down the truck too, it has a taste for human flesh.

If you have to put such a warning in your manual, you have already failed.

If your vehicle requires adult supervision of children entering and exiting it, you done goofed.

How shitty must it feel as a designer that you were forced to cut so many corners (pun not intended) and meet so many asinine aesthetic requirements that your product has to come with a warning for how to properly open and close its doors?

That’s a nasty truck bite. Only one option now - he must be hunted and put down before he turns.

It saddens me that there is acorrect opening procedure” for the doors.

Why retire? Cybertruck owners should try this with their entire dick and balls.

That would never make money as a video for two simple reasons.

One of them needs to get it over with, stick his schwanz in there and then take that as a badge of honor.

Kinda feel like this was all just a convoluted ploy for the guy to justify posting feet pics on the internet.

We all know how badly he wants to. But hey, at least the gene pool might get a little cleaner.

Call me after his twig gets detached from his berries.

This man is braver than I’ll ever be.